Madonna asked Mr. JT to welcome her onstage to be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame last night, and he chose to evoke the following string of images: "People always ask if she is the control freak people say she is. Hell yeah! We had a recording session in London and I wasn't feeling well. She said: 'Would you like a B12 shot?' She reached into her handbag, pulled a ziplock bag of B12 syringes and says: 'Drop 'em.' I don't know what you say to that, so I dropped my pants. She gave me the shot in my ass. It was one of the greatest days of my life. That is what Madonna will always be to us. The shot in the ass when we really need it. She's a woman on top and I'm sure she is enjoying that position... The world has always been full of Madonna wannabes. I might have even dated a couple of them... She has also kissed someone I may or may not have kissed myself. Of course you know I'm talking about Sean Penn." For the love of God, Justin, STOBBIT! My mind's eye is hemorrhaging.