Yes, it managed to mumble a few words out of those new lips it has, and it did so on Good Morning America. Please excuse the overuse of the term 'it' but that's generally the appropriate term for a man made plastic object - even it does insist it's a devout Christian.

When asked if it liked its new boobs, it said: "I like the F. I actually want H for Heidi."

When asked if it was addicted to surgery, it said: "If I was addicted I would have had ten surgeries". When it was pointed out that it did indeed have ten procedures done in one day, as per the headline on People Magazine, it clarified: "I mean I would have had ten different surgeries. I have had two different surgeries. If you're addicted to something you do it all the time, not once every couple years, if even."

When asked about the effect of its surgery on younger fans, it replied: "My main message is that beauty is really within... I'm also in a different industry than they are. You know, I'm in a limelight and I have to do things that are going to make me happy at the end of the day... I'm living in my skin and I look in the mirror and it's my career (hmmm, in which case, wouldn't it be better if people could still recognise you?), my life and you only have one, so I want to take advantage of everything and be the best me in and out every way."

Heidi, is it very Christian to let false gods meddle with what your sweet Lord Jesus gave you?! QUICK - to the Bible!