The following tweets were posted by his fair hand during a trip from L.A. to New York, presumably to see his alleged fiancé, Delta Goodrem, who's been "working in L.A. for quite some time now:
"Sitting in the smallest seat ever on an airplane. My knees are up to my chin! Feel claustrophobic. This plane stinks of wee... Think I'll get the train next time. At least you can stick your head out the window. Let me off this poxy plane... It's official. The Delta airlines flight back was worse. The rudest check-in staff on the planet hands down and dumb. F**k you Delta Airlines... Every moment of this flight from checking in to baggage claim was below par! Stupid f**king Delta Airlines lost my luggage! I would rather walk than ever travel Delta Airlines again... If you work for them and you are nice quit now before you get dragged down by the majority of rude staff. So mad."
At Delta? Or Delta Airlines...
