She's only off the starting blocks and she could be about to hit a wall - covered in Moss *badadum... ting*.
Miss Burke excitedly bubbled this morsel forth today: "I saw Kate in the audience a couple of weeks ago and waved to her. I met her properly last week and we hit it off. I am going to her party on Friday. She promised me I could have anything I wanted from her wardrobe. She said I could stay the night then we would go for a pub lunch on Saturday. I can't wait! I like a drink. Why not? Kate is a party girl but it is all good in the hood if you ask me. She won't be leading me astray. She is a good person and we talked for ages. I met her daughter too. Kate and I talked about the show, her clothing line and things like that. I want to have my own range one day so it was interesting to hear what she had to say. I always bought her stuff anyway. The day it came out at Topshop I was at the front of the queue. She was giving me some fashion tips on what to wear. She said, 'Always put your heels on and don't say 'yes' to every single item of free clothing'."
Is anyone else feeling a wee bit scared for someone right about now? I know... poor Kate.
