"Jennifer has gone all-out to give the twins (Emme and Max) an amazing childhood... She had the nursery painted a beautiful aquamarine and light blue - colours which are supposed to have intelligence boosting properties. She listened to classical music throughout her pregnancy and is now having music piped through to the nursery to help relax her youngsters. She has employed a professional baby masseuse to come in once or twice a week and is also superparanoid about hygiene. The twins' wing is totally sterile and all flowers and presents are stored in a separate room, so they don't contaminate the babies' area. It may sound excessive but she's only got her kids' best interests at heart and wants to give them the start in life she never had." So much for staying "real"... although she might roll them around "the block" in individual plastic bubbles. Excessive indeed and it doesn't tie in to additional reports that she also bought "two small Shetland ponies" (as opposed to those monster sized ones that storm around the highlands). Hairy beasts do not equate hygiene. And as for the rumoured "diamond-engraved rattles" - imagine the mirth of the baby bludgeoning matches!