Of the state of his liver, the Pogues frontman said: "I did have hepatitis, but it was alcoholic hepatitis, and that was 17 years ago. I was in very bad shape, I wouldn't advise anyone to drink that much. But I was treated for it and it has now cleared up. I only stayed off the drink for three weeks... I think the reason I'm still here is because I have a strong constitution. I don't feel 50, I feel younger every day." He then did a wheely. Seriously though, does he still enjoy a jaunt in his wheelchair? Why was he in it again? Was it a sever bout of gout or did he fall offstage? The man looks like a gherkin such is the extent of his pickling. What I mean to say is; Victoria Clarke, I find myself perpetually in awe of you.