Nothing says 'festive' like an arse that smells like cinnamon, hangover and regret.

Even the staunchest of mulled wine fans will admit that there's a time and a place (and a limit) on the flavour, and the bathroom is definitely not one of them (unless the mulled wine is making a return appearance in your evening).

Which is why it beggars belief that Tesco would come out with a 'Mulled Spice Scented Toilet Roll' just in time for the festive period.

On sale in the UK for £2, Tesco describe the product as such: "Our mulled spice scented toilet tissue has a mulled spice fragrance core and a decorated paper for extra indulgence everyday."

That extra indulgence is feeling nauseous every time you enter your bathroom.

Understandably people are baffled.

And yet, somehow, there's a fan.

At least they now have something to match the bleach with.

Via Metro