Or, as Gawker put it, "Jerry Hall to Wed a Toad."

The Times, which is owned by 84-year-old Murdoch's News Corp, made the announcement yesterday - that Mr. Murdoch is set to marry Mick Jagger's ex.  The article states: "Rupert Murdoch, the executive chairman of News Corporation, which owns The Times, has announced his engagement to Jerry Hall, the actress and former supermodel, on the Births, Marriages and Deaths page of the newspaper."

The ad itself reads..

“Mr. Rupert Murdoch and
Miss Jerry Hall
Mr. Rupert Murdoch, father of Prudence, Elisabeth, Lachlan, James, Grace and Chloe Murdoch, and Miss Jerry Hall, mother of Elizabeth, James, Georgia and Gabriel Jagger, are delighted to announce their engagement.”

While a spokesperson for Murdoch declined to comment further, a 21st Century Fox spokespeson added: "They have loved these past months together, are thrilled to be getting married and excited about their future together."
We didn't even know they were a thing either.