Is it bird skitter? Is it a depressed panda peering through a warped window? Is it a swarm of baby spider nests? No, it's the world's Best Dressed Woman in Marchesa. In a word - awful. It didn't help that Charlize Theron wore a slightly similar but infinitely more beautiful dress - Dior Couture, dahling.

Most who attended last night's world premiere of Snow White and The Huntsman in London last night made a bit of an effort. Lily Cole brought some old Hollywood chic. New dad Chris Hemsworth apparently brought some gems up his nose as both his co-start bent down to have an upwards gander / probe. Gabriella Ellis came as an evil witch, so did Lizzie Cundie. Laura Haddock brought a dark twist to Laura Ashley; Liberty Ross was a bit too electric and Amber Atherton was, well, snow white. And then we have Caggie Bunplops. Your stilettos don't look like they were Made in Chelsea, missus, more made in Disneyland for Miss Minnie.

Also in Attendence: Dawn Porter and Chris O'Dowd, Francesca Hull, Lois Winstone, Ray Winstone and Ian McShane...