Ah, I remember when she turned 21 like it was yesterday. She had several parties across the globe in celebration. A month on from her birthday, she was still celebrating her 21st. That mightn't be happening this time around. Why? 'Cause she's "freaking out" about turning 30.

Ah, I remember that well, too. 29 was a torrid year, trying to box things off my "things to do before you're 30" to do list. Next thing you know, you're 30. Not a lot changes - apart from the reactions of those under 30 when they're informed of your age.

Here's what Hilton had to say about her personal milestone (funnily enough, it all boils down to aesthetics rather than goals): "I'm freaking out! I can't believe I'm going to be 30. But at least I still look like I'm 20." Sure ya do, lovey.

Of her latest boyfriend, Cy Waits, (the one who got done for driving under the influence of drugs and alcohol while in Vegas. He then got fired as a result), she added: "I have an amazing boyfriend. We've been together almost a year now and I feel so happy and I'm so blessed. This time I have found someone who loves me for me and not for other reasons. This is the first relationship I've had where I really trust the other person and I feel really safe."

Yeah, funnily enough, people tend to become more accepting, as if by magic, once they hit 30. No idea why...

If Paris does have one or two additional self-celebratory soirees, she'll have to rustle up better guests than her brother, sister, the people responsible for her, Brandon 'Greasy Bear' Davis, Kathy 'Life on the D List' Griffin, and someone who's had an angry altercation with a panstick if she want's another gallery dedicated to her.