Ever gone out with someone who turned out to be an a***hole? You feel like a bit of an eejit but how were you to know? Wouldn't it be SO handy if they came with a chart of past indiscretions? Hang on, then you'd only have yourself to blame... Enter Sheryl Crowe. She's decided that movie producer Steve Bing is prime relationship fodder. In case you don't recall; Steve used to be Liz Hurley's partner and the father of her child, Damian. According to someone blabbing to Star Magazine: "A few weeks ago things got a little more intimate between them. They are really bonding - they have more in common than anyone thought." What, did Sheryl impregnate someone, dump them, and then publicly insisted on a paternity test too?! What are the odds.