In today's Charlie Sheen news, his house was raided by fifty members of the LAPD after a tip off that he was in possession of a firearm. It turned out to be an antique or something.
An LAPD spokeswoman said: "It came to our attention he does have firearms that are registered in his name, and part of his restraining order states he cannot be in possession of any firearms and ammunition." But the order was lifted after Mueller and Sheen reached an agreement, according to a joint statement by their lawyers. Charlie, of course, had his own words to offer, Tweeting the following to his 2.5 million follwers... "The LAPD were AWESOME. Absolute pros! they can protect and serve this Warlock anytime!!!... 101 and on the black. 50 cops in my home. they all left. I'm still here. WINNING? 24/7 c."
Anyway, Charlie was "eating burgers with friends" at the time of the raid - no doubt they were winning patties honed by his mighty warlock tiger paws.
For those of you yet to see his Funny Or Die contribution entitled 'Winning Recipes', feast your eyes on this. It's actually funny, and not in the "I shouldn't be laughing cause this man is clearly losing it" kind of way.
By the by, Mike Farah, President of Production for Funny Or Die said Charlie was "very professional throughout the shoot and seemed to really be into working with the crew."
By the by, the tiger-striped chef hat was Charlie's idea.