Ah here now Dublin City Council, we're sure you have some valid reason, but you're taking the proverbial piss at this stage. Water restrictions until Thursday? What about my weekly wash? I do like to have a bathe of a Wednesday, between 8pm and 7am.*

As per RTE, they're on the case of a daily basis, and apparently there has been a stabilisation in production at the Ballymore Eustace water treatment facility but, sadly for early morning washers, it is still far below what is needed to meet demand.

Guess we'll all be going down the caveman route. Eau de B.O. and what have you.

* Just in case humour gets lost in translation, I do wash, twice weekly. Lol jk.