Question: What is Nancy Dell'Olio at? Studio 54 Cleopatra or Bo Derek at a toga party? What's very wrong is looking at her and seeing a child with spaghetti dumped on her head and a curiously clean bib. The more burning question is where is her hair? My money's on down the front of her rather roomy dress.
Look slightly off kilter seemed to be the rigour at last night's Serpentine Gallery Summer Party. Sophie Dahl looked like her dress was giving birth to a premature head; Donna Air presented us with a camel toe at sunset, and just when you thought it couldn't get anymore mind blowing, she introduced us to her date. Yes, her sandals are smoking. In further crimes against footwear, Azealia Banks continued with her killing spree (there's no point addressing the guna, that's what she wants), Holly Valance brought more emphasis to the world "dazzling" (sequins AND stars, you're spoiling us), while Mischa Barton jarred us completely by actually looking really nice.
