Something called the Serpentine Gallery Summer Party took place in Landan last night. It also had summink to do with Burberry, but the main points of note include Donna Airturning up in the same dress as this bird (thank GAWD Lara Bohinc thought of holding her streak of piddle together with a belt); WENN repeatedly tagging John Taylor as "guest" (how RUDE); and Tara Palmer Tompkinson's phantom right breast: is that it hanging down by her elbow? Surely not, as her left nipple is clearly winking at me from somewhere up around her clavicle.
As for the rest of the guest list: Alexa Chung came as a nun again; Holly Valance is still getting invites to such events despite being as "fashion" as Caprice; wellies seemed to be a theme for the male designers present (A and B); no one carries off a leopard print moo moo quite like Bianca Jagger; I wonder has Paul Weller ever been tempted to take a DNA test; Oh, here's Ewan McGregor with the wife he loves so very much; and what where would a wanky London mid-summer fashion party be without the presence of Grayson Perry. Yep, still relevant, Grayson, just like Tracey Emin.
OK, enough with being a sour ole' trout; admittedly the vast majority look rather stunning (apart from this turkey). Also featured: Erin O'Connor, Poppy Delevigne, Cara Delevigne, Sunday Girl, Simon and Jasmin Le Bon (right, I hate what she's wearing, but it's still Jasmine Le Bon under there), Nancy Dell'Olio, Portia Freeman, Jo Wood, Noelle Reno, Lily Donaldson, Laura Haddock, Jasmine Guinness, Julia Restoin, Jade Parfitt, Margherita and Angela Missoni, and more...
