Sarah Harding and her DJ fiancé, Tom Crane, finally got round to their engagement party last night in London's Brompton Club. And, boy, it was worth the wait. They undoubtedly stalled proceedings to nail down an RSVP from some of their more luminous invitees, like Kimberly and Nicola, Hollywood stalwarts Jason StathamandRosie Huntington-Etc, not to mention Jo Wood... andMichelle Gayle. AndJeremy Edwards... and the dude from Two Packets of Larger and a Pint of Sh*te...

OK, so in the grand scheme of things, it's nice to see anyone turning up to celebrate someone recieving a diamond ring, in this case it's especially lovely to see Staham and Rosie Etc, what with them tenuously managing to be famous on both sides of the Atlantic. They probably flew in from LA especially. Unlike Cheryl, who's obviously too busy following Simon around, burbling "joodge or mentahw, leek?!"

P.S. No Jordan? Even after Sarah was her bridesmaid? How strange.