I'm having one of those MASSIVELY unmotivated days... In other more pertinent news - Ryan Seacret enjoyed a rigorous toe job over the weekend. A source talking to The New York Post said the American Idol host was a mere 8 feet from the water's edge when "a sand shark swam by and chomped his toe." The source continued: "He didn't know what it was for a minute - he thought it was a stick. He had no time to be scared. He saw it swim away, he got out, took aspirin and called it a day." Haaard. Speaking of the "incident" on his radio show, he said: "I was bitten by a shark. It swam up to me and it took a bite, and then he left. Don't let me fool you by my unbelievably comfortable state of being on the air right now, because I'm in pain." Did anyone else get bitten by the shark, Ryan? "No, just me, of course! There were like 1,000 people in the ocean and I get bit by the shark!" Weeeell, that's what you get when you unleash the likes of Denise Richards: It's Complicated on the universe.