Excuse us while we pick our jaws up off the floor and begin stress eating. We only just got over the fact that they're a couple.

Star magazine is reporting, hopefully completely wrongly, that the Baby Goose is planning on going down on one knee and popping the question to 'Place Beyond The Pines' co-star and lady friend Eva Mendes. According to the mag, Gosling's been having secret meetings with a jewellery designer discussing custom made engagement rings.

'Eva told Ryan she wants to be engaged by the time she's 40, but he was already planning a proposal. He's been in secret talks with ring designer Neil Lane.' the mag quote a source as saying. 'He's planning a romantic getaway once their movie 'How To Catch A Monster' wraps. He tricked her into believing the trip is to celebrate the movie. Eva is completely clueless.'

Fingers crossed she doesn't, you know, use the internet or anything. The pair are currently filming Gosling's directorial debut 'How To Catch A Monster' which also stars Mendes, so clearly he's not just gaga for her personality.

Can we have a tiny violin for our broken hearts?

Thanks Steve.