Russell misses Big Brother's Big Maaaf and Brand X, and pretty much whatever TV platform he merrily perched himself upon in times of yore. Just a hunch.

This is one of his YouTube series of 'Trews' - it's a celebrity special whereby he talks about The Monarchy at large, Prince Harry's arse, Serena Williams' arse, addresses feeling 'punctured' by US Weekly, before starting to quote from a "book about democracy" in a bid to "feel encouraged." He then deduces it's boring. In an aside, hasn't Russel gotten himself some marvelous gnashers? You could watch them gleaming all day. Hypnotic...

Hang about, he also utters some gems of sense regarding Justin Bieber, and his use of the N Word in videos from five years ago:

"We can't do him for stuff he done when he had that hair cut."