All I know is that there were rumours that...

Tulisa's one of those jealous types. She was SO paranoid that her ex Fazer was doin' the duuurt on her that she had him followed. This is another piece of gripping information from her forthcoming autobiography, y'see. Oh, it's called 'Honest, My Story So Far' if anyone of you fancy purchasing a copy. No? OK... That Adele thinks popstars who rely on sex to sell records are ridiculous: 'They don't look how they do in magazines or videos. I have seen them up close... Exploiting yourself sexually is not a good look. I don't find it encouraging.' We agree... That Lisa Marie Presley has become a sheep farmer. Moving swiftly on... That Wayne Rooney wants One Direction to play for his son Kai's birthday party. I wonder how much they'll charge?... That Jodie Marsh is doling out the life advice for poor Cheryl Cole. She's not poor but I guess we're always feeling a bit sorry for her. Anyhoo, this is what the funny-nosed body builder says: "I think that Cheryl Cole could do with a bit more of a bad girl side... She's so good and innocent that men just want to protect her, but she keeps on getting hurt... She needs to start calling the shots and be a bit stronger all round."

Til next time!