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One Direction's Louis Tomlinson was caught speeding. We've found him a bit yawn worthy of late given that he's so loved up and would only indulge in a polite tipple at V festvial before turning in early with his girlfriend, but perhaps, if he speeds, he's more of a bad boy than we thought. Although we're not sure doing 48mph in a 40mph zone quite qualifies you... That Louis bandmate Niall Horan is SUCH a cheeky chappy, security at V festival had to intervene as the 18-year-old boybander pulled a riotous all nighter. The Mirror report that things started well with a few quite drinks on a tour bus but when Horan and his gaggle of mates eventually spilled out on to the Hylands Park VIP site at 4am it was time to call it a night... That Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte (y'know, the one with the diamond encrusted American flag grill on his teeth) is looking for the perfect girl. Nawww. "I'm always looking for the perfect girl. Now that I'm older, I'm looking to settle down a bit. Anyone that can make me smile and make me laugh.That's the key to my heart" the 28 year old told People. Well don't all jump at once, ladies... That Colin Farrell was bleedin' scarleh while filming those nudey sex scenes with the director Len Wiseman's wife, Kate Beckinsale... That Xtra Factor presenter Caroline Flack doesn't have any intention of dating Olly Murs, but her mother just wishes she'd give him a go. He's not young enough, mammy Flack. "I think everyone does [want me to go out with Olly]. Even my mum, 'Can't you marry Olly?' all the time" she told Capital FM. Ahh, an X Factor romance, wouldn't that be a nice boost for ratings? Also in Caroline Flack news, we don't like her hair very much. Balayage overload.