All I know is that there were rumours that...

Alex Reid has admitted to sending his agent explicit texts - sexts, we'll assume - while himself and Chantelle were going through a bad patch. He's also said that sometimes he wonders whether their two month old baby Dolly is all that is keeping them together. Wow, what a keeper you've bagged yourself there Chantelle. Speaking to New Magazine he said: "It's very constructive for a relationship, to have some breathing space... It was [only] three days. But still, I went away... I love her. It crosses your mind [about splitting], and I don't feel bad about that. You think, 'Would this be easier if we weren't together?' But no, I love her to pieces... I want to be with her, [but] I don't need to be with Chantelle. I totally believe it's better to have two happy parents apart than it is to have two unhappy parents together."...

That One Direction have settled their name dispute and will continue to be referred to as One Direction. They have reached an agreement with the other American boyband (who nobody knows or cares about) that allows them both to continue using the name, a deal everyone is pleased with...

That men are scared of Tulisa. She told Look magazine, 'Men are scared of me and won't approach me... Even if I like someone and I'm fluttering my eyelashes, they still run a mile. So I wouldn't have dates if I didn't approach people... That's why I go for really tough lads because only they can handle it.' What's more, Tulisa says she's not in the fame game for the money. Lolz. 'Fame and money - I don't give a c**p about all that stuff... If you could put me in a little house in the countryside with a picket fence, a husband, dogs and a family where I can feel love and happiness, I would trade that in a second.' I'm pretty sure we could sort that out...

That Colin Farrell likes kind women: 'I have no specific wants, desires or needs - or none that I'm willing to speak about anyway... I will say that as I get older and calmer and quieter in my own self, the one quality in a woman that I find more and more attractive is kindness. A sense of adventure and humour is important too, but I truly find kindness and consideration for others to be the most attractive thing in anyone.. That's probably the most boring answer to a question that has ever been given but it's what I really feel.' You heard him, b*tches, get out the way; it's time for the 'nice' girls to reign.