All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That Alex Reid WALKED OUT ON Chantelle Houghton and their little baby Dolly. Oh no he DIDN'T. Yes, yes he did. Are you surprised? Me neither. Confirming the rumours in her New column, Houghton said "I can confirm that Alex did leave our house last week. He stayed at his mum's and didn't come back for a week... Now he's back but that's all I want to say about it at the moment." Commenting on their already strained relationship, a source said: "Chantelle felt extremely hurt and let down by Alex - and still does. They're talking about their future... Chantelle would desperately like for it to work out between them for Dolly's sake but she just isn't sure how, given Alex's recent behaviour... So it's unclear how it will turn out between them." No doubt they'll sort it out and land themselves a whole new reality TV show based on their reconciliation... Pass me the sick bucket.

That damn it ladies, he's off the market. Zach Galifianakis is married. *Sighs* Well that's the last good one gone. The comedic actor tied the knot with girlfriend Quinn Lundberg just this weekend in Vancouver, Canada. Isn't she gorgeous? As per US Weekly, "The wedding ceremony was held at UBC Farm at 4pm... It was super private and intimate and only lasted about 30 minutes - everyone was out by 5pm." The pair's engagement was revealed just in June after one of their wedding invitations was leaked online. Who DOES this leaking? One of their guests? Whoever it was, let's hope they were downgraded to the kids' table.

Lastly, that Miley Cyrus thinks we should all just give her a break about her new Draco Malfoy hairdo. The future Mrs Hemsworth took to Twitter to say: "My dad @billyraycyrus used to tell me 'opinions are are like ass holes every body (sic) has one... LOVE my hair I feel so happy, pretty, and free."