That, after countless and countless requests, and in the interest of equality, we've gone down the lady route for today's Abvent Calendar (if strapping menfolk are more to your taste, here's yesterday's offering)... May we present to you Eva Mendes, Monica Bellucci, Megan Fox and Olivia Wilde's ill-fitting jeans... That Jesse James, in a bid to win back his American Chopper audience, said during the intro of his new show: "I became a big shot and married some Hollywood actress and didn’t talk to anybody anymore, so I feel bad"... RadarOnline reports: "His reference to America’s Sweetheart Sandra Bullock as 'some Hollywood actress' is sure to rile fans of The Blind Side star, and not exactly endear James to viewers. James creates a stainless-steel 'middle-finger' bike which is apparently the first motorcycle he's personally built in five years and he explains his reason for returning to TV. 'I feel obligated to reconnect with all these people and show 'em that I’m still the same fabricator motorcycle guy. I'm not what I became"... That Michael Barrymore has admitted to cocaine possession after he was found lying face down in a road at 4.30am on November 22nd after a Citroen DS3 hit a kerb in Acton, west London... That Brooke Mueller, who was caught with 4 grams of cocaine on her person over the weekend, will not face prison: "it's still the lowest class of felony arrest. Also weighing in her favor is the fact she's a first time drug offender... in the eyes of the law, anyway. Brooke had a 2001 coke arrest in Florida, but it was dropped. It all adds up to the very real possibility of Brooke getting nothing more than probation - instead of the max six years behind bars - and, in fact, our sources say the Pitkin County DA would be willing to put that option 'on the table'"... That Glee has officially run out of people to feature as cameos; they're now looking to have Chewbacca on the show... That Coldplay will duet with Rihanna at The BRITS... Also performing at the awards, Adele, Noel Gallagher and Kasabian... That Kristen Wiig is dating Fabrizio Moretti (of Strokes drummer and used to touch off Drew Barrymore fame)... That Chris Brown "got up on stage at Beacher's Madhouse at the Roosevelt Hotel and started break-dancing with 'four or five little people onstage, one of them dressed as [an] Oompa Loompa and another as Alvin from Alvin and the Chipmunks. The crowd went nuts'"... That of her stint in rehab, Frankie off The Saturdays said: "I was hospitalised, it wasn't rehab. I don't think there's anything wrong with rehab. It takes a lot of courage to enter facilities to try to beat any addiction or overcome issues, but mine is a medical condition. I will talk about it in detail one day soon, for the sake of my fans, as they want to know. But I will say it wasn't alcohol, drugs or an eating disorder. And the dark days are now behind me. My family, friends and boyfriend Wayne Bridge have been wonderful"... That John is interviewing Rochelle off The Saturdays tomorrow...
