All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That Kris Jenner is planning a special episode of Keeping up With Those Klassy Bastids in which her friend Alex Roldan (no idea, I've never watched it) will be revealed as Khloe's real father... That Khloe has landed her own radio show in Dallas. She will "host a commercial-free, daily show called The Mix Up with Khloe on Mix 102.9 from noon to 1pm CST starting Monday, January 30. Writing on her official website, she said: 'I could not be more thrilled about it! Doing radio in Miami a few years ago was some of the most fun I've ever had and I can't wait to get back into it here in Dallas! You all know that I love to talk LOL, so this is the perfect gig for me. I can't wait to get started!"... That Kim's trying to get people to notice her by donating some pocket change to charity... That the father of Halle Berry's daughter, Nahla, has now been accused of racism and battery by a nanny: "As TMZ first reported, the LAPD is conducting a criminal battery and child endangerment investigation after Gabriel allegedly pushed the nanny with Nahla in her arms. And before the alleged pushing, the nanny says Gabriel screamed at her and hurled a racial epithet. In addition, we’ve learned the L.A. County Dept. of Children and Family Services is also conducting a child endangerment investigation"... That the premiere of The Woman in Black (starring Harry Potter with a head/extra stubble on him) took place last night... Both Jimmy Carr and David Baddiel turned up sporting their partner's scarves... That Morwenna Banks is working the look Jane Goldman is desperately attempting to acquire... Some fans were so excited they chose to shield their eyes rather than deal with the real life version of the Daniel Radcliffe... Other fans, not so easily moved... Also in attendance, Adam Deacon shamelessly plugging his own sh*t, this equally classy tw*t., and the worst dress date in history.

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