All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That Pippa Middleton('s arse) has landed a book deal worth £400k: "Pippa says it's a nerve-racking prospect but she is looking forward to the challenge of writing her first book... There were some serious offers, but Penguin stumped up the most cash. It will be about entertaining and how to throw the perfect party"... That David Beckham, George Clooney, Dermot O'Leary, Gary Barlow and Robbie Williams have been voted the world's most huggable males, while Holly Willoughby, Cheryl Cole, Lorraine Kelly, Kate Middleton and Nigella Lawson are the most huggable females... That Chris O'Dowd has made the longlist for the Bafta 'Orange Wednesdays' Rising Star Award... That Gary Barlow had to apologise to Carol Decker (after quipping "I remember the original of this song. It's really nice to hear it in tune" on Saturday's X Factor) when she contacted him via Twitter: "Gary Barlow... & I had to suffer a Take That concert for the sake of my kids this summer... @GBarlowOfficial What's your problem? I actually have perfect pitch"... Garlow replied: "@caroldecker Sincere apologies for my comment.there was no need.And sorry you had to sit through TT show.The things we do for our kids!"... And the things we do to promote a suspected T'Pau revival tour...