All I Know Is That There Were Rumours…

That Coldplay fork over quite a wedge for those glowing wristband thingies they have at their gigs... Guitarist Jonny Buckland said: "Every night it’s about £400,000. It looks amazing, it makes everyone have a great time, most of all us. And it feels magical!"… That Lindsay Lohan isn't into nudity all of a sudden... That Kim Kardashian is still in denial... That Chris Brown has met with police after the bottling incident... Apparently you can now purchase the whole fight over the internet via 'WE MOBBIN DVD'... The police might want to see that... That someone decent has finally commandeered Peter Andre's crown... That Charlie Sheen lost his virginity in a befitting manner... That Naomi Watts is the latest Hollywood star to move to London... That the Randometer went mental over this 'Kevin Costner wins Stephen Baldwin Court Battle' story... That  Robert Pattinson likes to bore his stalkers away, by moaning and evidently regaling tales about toothpicks... That several people got themselves decked out for the Persol Magnificent Obsessions showcase during the week (Jaime King came as an origami seascape)... Others, not so much... WTF is that Ms Agron? At least lose the cardie, you are not auditioning for Reality Bites... Also in attendance: Zoe Saldana, a stunning looking Patricia Clarkson, Abbie Cornish...