All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That Anna Paquin is pregnant thanks to Stephen Moyer's seed... That Gerard Butler's stint in rehab's done wonders for him... Of his recent visit to Coachella, the New York Post reports: "Butler led his mystery brunette out into the open air for a seductive slow dance in an empty patch of pavement. 'The two were grinding like they were at a middle school dance,' says our spy. 'He didn't seem to care who was watching.' After their spin, our spy watched Butler accompany his dance partner to the Porta-Potties before they returned to the carnival-themed bash"... That Michael Lohan Jr made his presence felt at Coachella after having a party in his hotel room: "Sources tell TMZ, 24-year-old Michael Lohan Jr. was staying at the Hyatt Grand Champions Resort in Indian Wells, CA - and around 3AM Friday morning, the hotel received a noise complaint about his room. We're told hotel management paid a visit to Michael's room after the complaint - and the party inside agreed to keep the volume down. But it didn't end there - we're told someone then made a complaint about someone smoking in Michael's room... and hotel management was forced to pay him ANOTHER visit"... What, no camping? How very rock 'n roll... That Rihanna was photographed dumping a load of white powder from a rap onto her bodyguard's head at Coachella... Although it could be a nacho with some cheese... That Victoria Beckham is a big eejit... She also thinks she's an authority on living (she had a plate of fruit on her birthday instead of the customary plate)... That Alexa Chung has "hit back" at thinspiration claims after comments left under her Instagram account: "It angers me because I don't want to be a pinup for young girls just for being thin. I don't want to be admired for being thin as opposed for being dressed well - and I don't want the two to get confused"... Alexa, it's not ideal to be defined by either, especially when one overides the other...