All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...
That Pat off Eastenders is "hang up her earrings" after 25 years of charging around the square... The 70-year-old said "I'm looking forward to the other work and life opportunities that I will have the time to pursue"... That the bloke who plays Frank Foster off Corrie has been ruffling feathers with certain comments like: "I believe there are too many gay people on Coronation Street. If you walked down any street in Manchester you wouldn't see so many. It is disproportional"... That Ronnie Wood's son, Tyler, was badly beaten in Greece... A source said: "Tyrone has taken a terrible beating. He was attacked with a baseball bat. He's OK but really shaken up by the whole incident"... Tyler's been dating Fearne Cotton after being dumped by Rosie Huntington-Whitely in favour of Jason Statham a while back... That Imogen Thomas tweeted: "OMG OMG!!! My visa!!! Some professional fraud has spent a few thousand last night and today on my card!!! What the heck?! Shocked :-("... That, somewhere, Stacey Giggs is guffawing... That Natalie Portman has named her son Alef... That Claudia Blinkieman has given birth to her third child, a boy... That Weston Cage's wife of three months, Nikki Williams, is pregnant - and she knew she was when herself and Weston started kicking seven shades out of each other, resulting in them both getting done for domestic abuse... Oh, and she was drunk at the time: "I did drink the night before the arrest. I suppose my hormones got the best of me. That was the only occasion I consumed alcohol since I found out that I'm pregnant and I really regret my decision to do so... We are not pressing charges against each other and we are working through our issues. We love each other very much. Weston and I did get physical with one another and he did not hit me in the face... We may be passionate, but we are not crazy"... Ah, 'passion', the licence for the fecklessly unhinged... That Paris Hilton is still talking: "I have always admired Marilyn Monroe, because the camera loved her. Audrey Hepburn, for being so classic, and Kate Moss. I have always looked up to Martha Stewart and Oprah Winfrey. There's a lot that goes into this. It didn't just happen. I've worked for 15 years. I'm very fun, and I'm very daring. I don't copy anybody. I'm like my own Barbie doll!"... You're 30, cop the f*** on, woman... That Justin Timberlake said: "I was caught... My mom wasn't cool about it. I was too young to be in bed with a girl"... That the girl is believed to be Britney Spears, but it was probably Fergie: "Fergie dated Timberlake prior to his relationship with Spears, when he was 16 and she was 23. His rep declined to comment"... That the Black Eyed Peas taking a break...
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