All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That Kate Moss woke up with a paralysed arm: "Kate was at the Ritz when she woke and had no feeling in her arm, which was terrifying. She saw the hotel's doctor and when she came back, she got a second opinion. She has told her friends she has ulnar nerve entrapment, a common disorder that can result in a temporary paralysis. Her hand is not paralysed or injured in any permanent way"... It's just lazy... That James Cordon will be madourvit on pain killers and cortesone injections while hosting tomorrow night's BRIT Awards (8.00pm, UTV. I'll be covering the red carpet from 7pm on ITV2)... Of the prospect, he said: "My knee is killing me. I'm waiting for an operation but there's nothing I can do until I've finished my run of One Man, Two Guvnors at The Strand (plug, plug, plug). I've been getting injections and I'll have to make sure I don't do any more damage on the night"... This isn't the first time Corden has hosted injured, last year he had a hurty eye (more specifically, a scratched cornea)... That Coldplay will open the awards, Blur will close, and we'll have a bit of Adele and Ed Sheeran in between... That Gary Barlow's 42-year-old wife, Dawn, is pregnant with their fourth child... That Helen Flanagan has realised her true (and only possibly) potential... That Michael Fassbender can add "Will play Cuchulain" to the list of film roles he's been tethered to of late... That Deepak Chopra has ordered Lady GaGa to embrace her own insanity... That Lindsay Lohan is due to host Saturday Night Live: "It will be Lohan’s fourth turn as host of the late-night comedy show. She presided in 2004, 2005 and 2006, before her career faltered"... That Zooey Deschanel, Amy Poehler, Lisa Kudrow, Octavia Spencer, Amanda Peet and others attended the Writers Guild Awards...

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