That Miley Cyrus paid someone to do this to her hair. On the upside, it suits her - even if it does hum of Lori Petty's Tank Girl... That Mr Culkin reckons there might be something up with his son… That John Cleese is a sucker for punishment - apologies - love... That Jeremy Renner is the latest actor to state the obvious regarding the Kardashians... That Vanessa Paradis talks about having to "see people making a business out of your pain"... That Clive Owen hates being famous, which is good news for him given he's not that famous anymore... That Rihanna is still banging on about Chris Brown being her best friend...  That no one's going to say no to Colin Farrell outside Trinners in some very snug jeans...