All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That Matthew Fox has been arrested for DUI... He was lost at the time (apologies)... That Lindsay Lohan has settled that pesky battery lawsuit... That messy business between Linda Evangelista and Salma Hayek's husband has been put to bed... That Alessandra Ambrosio has sprang child number 2... That Denise Richards and Richie Sambora are back together again... That Rihanna gave Adele an X-rated birthday treat... That Rihanna claims she can turn women bi... She should give Cheryl Cole a call... That Alexa Chung's love affair with rockstars the world over continues unabated... That Mila Kunis is more perfect than previously suspected... That Dark Shadows premiered in Hollywood last night, with Chloe Moretz, Johnny Depp, Bella Heathcote, Eva Greene, Michelle Pfeiffer and Steven Tyler's trousers in attendance... That Ad Rock, and others, have played tribute to MCA since his death on Friday... Thank you for all the Noize (and the bossanova), Mr. Yauch, your rhymes got me through some troubling times...

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