All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That Chris Brown tweeted "DEAR MEDIA.. Ur plan is not working. I'm not going anywhere so get used to me"... He then deleted it and replaced it with "Be HAPPY!"... That Rihanna has invited Chris Brown to her birthday party... That Whitney Houston's mum is blanking Bobby Brown as she suspects he just might be after Bobbi Kristina's inheritance: "Brown is attempting to get close to his daughter Bobbi Kristina, who is sole heir to his ex-wife's estimated $20 million fortune, in a bid to get his hands on the cash, family sources told TMZ. Her mother Cissy Houston is trying to stop Brown from getting close to the 18 year old because she fears the rapper is broke and just wants to line his own pockets"... That, of Warner Bros sending him a Cease and Desist letter "warning him and his new production company not to use photos of himself from Two and a Half Men for his new show, Anger Management", Charlie Sheen said: "I"m thrilled. It insulates me from having to redundantly see myself in the idiotic bowling shirt. Perhaps if Warner Bros. spent as much time and energy focusing on THEIR show, it wouldn't be such a steaming pile of ass"... That Something For the Weekend has essentially been "saved" by Channel 4: Simon Rimmer and Tim Lovejoy are going to host a "new show" called Morning Brunch... Channel 4's head of formats Dominic Bird, who commissioned the programme, said: "Simon and Tim have brilliant on-screen chemistry and their partnership will be at the heart of Sunday Brunch. They're a great fit for Channel 4 and we can't wait to get going on the new show"... By "brilliant on-screen chemistry", he means Simon Rimmer carries the whole show, cooking his little head off, while Tim Lovejoy mopes about like a belligerent 14-year-old... This "new show" does have one upside, however, no Louise Redknapp... That Adele is renting some shoebox or other... That Petra Nemcova, Bar Rafaeli, Olivia Palermo, Stacey Keibler, and a fully-clothed-and-not-even-wearing-black Taylor Momsen attended the Marchesa show at NYFW...

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