All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That Lindsay Lohan lied about her most recent car accident... She must miss the courtroom massively... That Lily Allen's husband is all about the romance.... That at least one member of the Cyrus clan knows they're too young to be getting hitched... That Denise Richards has split with Richie Sambora again... She'll be back with Charlie Sheen by the end of the summer... That Kim Kardashian will be pregnant within the month... That Charlize Theron's sheared her head... That Lady GaGa now wants a hat made out of live cockroaches... Madonna will then get a thong made out of the critters...