All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That Lindsay Lohan needs a kick in the hoop... When asked if she deserved jail time (which she didn't even serve) for stealing a necklace, she responded: "Unless you're a killer, I don't see a reason to stay there. I never hurt anyone but myself"... That Dina Lohan is too busy trying to get on the Dancing With The Stars line up to give two hoots about her daughter's morals... That Pete Doherty is now facing burglary charges for breaking into a shop in Germany's Regensberg: "While Doherty admits to smashing a window, he claims he has no memory of the incident, The Sun reports. A guitar and a record were apparently stolen from the shop, but were later found abandoned in the main square of the town"... That Charlie Sheen is getting roasted: "While the comedians and stars set to poke fun at the 45-year-old actor are yet to be announced, Charlie has confirmed no topics will be 'off-limits' on the show. Kent Alterman, Comedy Central’s head of programming, said: “Charlie has assured us that nothing will be off limits in this Roast, which scares even us"... Charlie added: "You could say I've been providing kindling for this 'Roast' for a while. It's time to light it up. It's going to be epic"... That Brooke Mueller wishes to make herself an off-limit topic for Charlie's no-limits comedy roast: "In her divorce settlement, Charlie promises not to ever publicly discuss her drug use, and people in Brooke's camp are telling us, 'He better not go there.' We're told Brooke's people are seriously considering sending Comedy Central a letter, demanding it not broadcast any anti-Mueller jabs"... That Jennifer Aniston is taking a year off work - let's all breathe a sigh of relief, 'cause she's been working FAR too hard... That Paris Fashion Week has rocked itself around again, 'cause the world needs designs such as this, this and this... Expect Katie Holmes, Ann Hathaway, Diane Kruger, Olivia Palermoand her Ken Doll, Cate Blanchett, Anna Wintour, Karl Lagerfeld, Milla Jovovich, Daphne Guinness, Alexa Chung looking classy, and many more...

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