All I know is that there were rumours...

That Adele has hidden her pregnancy SO well, she's actually due in September. HOW did she get through 7 months without anyone copping on? Perhaps the view of her bump was blocked by Kim Kardashian's ass which - let's admit it - has held our attention for much of the summer so far... That former Towie star Maria Fowler would like to remind us all that she's STILL somewhat famous (ugh) by flashing us her arse. Wardrobe malfunction or an attention grabbing stunt? We're guessing the latter... That Lady GaGa's airport outfit of choice is a pair of tights and a bra. Seriously love, airports are bad enough without getting a load of your hoop as we dash from one terminal to another. I think it's time you put some clothes on... That Khloe Kardashian might be the next X Factor presenter. Taking over the world, one reality show at a time... That Robert Pattinson wouldn't mind trying his luck at playing James Bond. We like this very much, please feel free R Pattz; if anyone could fill our hearts the way Daniel Craig has, it'd be you... That Jane Fonda is having the best sex of her life. More on that here.

Consider yourselves informed.