All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...
That Russell Brand had to cancel a gig in Canadia 'cause he couldn't get past customs... He tweeted: "Help! I'm gonna be late for Casino Rama show unless someone can force Canadian customs officials to let us land in Orillia!" Followed by: "I can't enter Canada. We must abolish the borders between our nations and our minds"... That Jason Biggs' wife, Jenny Mollen, spent $600 on a prostitute for his birthday: "So my husband and I got a whore. I'm hoping, unless you're some sick depraved dissolute of a person, this isn't the kind of thing you hear everyday. If it is, f*** you, I thought it was pretty gangster... We spent the next half hour lying in bed with 'Keisha' and listening to her crazy stories"... Like how she lets people use her as a sex toy in exchange for money... That Jessie J will have arthritis "for life" after her much documented foot injury: "I will always suffer from arthritis in my ankle. It really hurts. It will be something I have to live with forever. So I will never make that full recovery. I won't be able to wear heels again"... That I've got arthritis in every joint down the right hand side of my body, and my back, thanks to being born... Not that I'm complaining, much... That Christoph Waltz injured himself during the filming of Tarantino's latest film, Django Unchanined: "Waltz issued a statement Friday that he 'dislocated his pelvis' while 'training with a horse'"... ThatYoko Ono, Ringo Starr, Paul McCartney, Dhani Harrison, and several other folk (like Noel Gallagher, Kelly Jones and Michael Palin) turned up to the premiere of Martin Scorcese's documentary on the life of George Harrison - Living in the Material World... That, of working with Bruce Willis on Cop Out,Kevin Smith said: "We didn't get along. He didn't like me at all. I thought that working with Bruce Willis was something that I wanted to do, until I did it." While on set, Bruce once shouted at Kevin: "I'm Bruce Willis! I've been Bruce Willis successfully for 25 years! How long have you been Silent Bob, motherf***er?"...
