All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That Christine Bleakly has refuted claims that she's been bribing brides to be for their wedding dates at a certain venue: "reports suggest he (fiance Frank) offered to pay off a couple's mortgage if they cancelled their date at another venue. But Christine has rubbished all the nasty stories, saying she just wants a special family day and isn't fussy... 'One hotel even put out a story that I'd paid for an Italian restaurant to be opened in their venue because I wanted that food. I'd never get married there!"... That Ray Quinn secretly married on a beach on Barbados... He's also going to be a dad... That Britney Spears will now also be under the control of her future husband Jason Trawick: "According to People.com, (her father) Jamie has asked a court to add Jason as co-conservator over his daughter. This means he will be able make decisions over her food, clothing and medical care if need be - but not over her finances"... Jamie still wants to look after the finances, funnily enough... That Alicia Silverstone is still banging on about effectively regurgitating her son's food... That Kanye West will appear in Keeping Up With The Kardashians, in kase there was any doubt: "Kanye is head over heels in love with Kim, and he has told her he would love to appear on the reality show if she wants him to. Kim is a bit leery (that means cautious, not sleazy) of having her man appear on camera because of the whole fiasco with her soon-to-be-ex-husband, Kris Humphries, but watch for Kanye to make several appearances on the show towards the end of the season. Viewers won't see him featured in the first part of the season, and it won’t be all about Kanye"... But it will really, that's why they're saving him 'til last... That Ricky Gervais has started defending his new show Derek already: "Derek is a fictional character and is defined by his creator, me... If I say I don't mean him to be disabled then that's it. A fictional doctor can't come along and prove me wrong. He's different. But then so are a lot of people"... That Bobbi Kristina is to play Whitney in the biopic... That won't be at all distressing... That the man bottled at the Blackberry launch party, which Jessie J performed at, has sadly died...