All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...
That Gerard Depardieu relieved himself on a Dublin bound flight yesterday... TMZ reports: "Depardieu was on the ground in Paris, waiting for his plane to take off for Dublin, but a delay on the ground proved too much for the actor. Depardieu loudly told the flight attendant, "Je veux pisser, je veux pisser" - I have to pee - but she was unmoved, telling the famous Frenchie he would have to wait 15 minutes because the flight was about to take off. According to witnesses, Depardieu unzipped his pants and pissed on the aisle carpet. The jet returned to the gate and it took nearly 2 hours for the ground crew to clean up the mess"... Must've been quite the deleuge... That TMZ added: "Depardieu was escorted off the plane and it's unclear if authorities will take action against him"... Sacre bleurgh... That in a poll hosted by TMZ, 57% of the 80,282 viewers who voted would prefer to entertain an bikini clad Claudine Keane rather than her fellow LA Galaxy wag Victoria Beckham... That Shane Lynch is replacing Amy Childs on The Only Way Is Essex... Speaking with The Daily Star, Lynch said: "I'm looking forward to series three - especially as it looks like I'm going to be on it. I am a big fan of 'The Only Way Is Essex' and so is my wife. I went down to Sugar Hut to check the place out and it's a damn good club. It's nice to be involved. But I don't want to step on anyone's parade by becoming a regular"...
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