All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That X-Factor judges canned 35 contestants at the Bootcamp stage "before they even got to sing"... After enjoying a shindig organised by producers (drunk people boost ratings), the contestants were assembled and were addressed by Kelly Rowland's nipples (we'll let it go at some point) et al, who said: "While you were partying last night, we were looking at your audition tapes... We don't believe everyone standing in front of us has the potential to make it all the way in this competition. Some of you are going home now. We only want to work with the people who can go all the way"... Well, at least they got a free piss up out of it... That Olly Murs is about to make you physically ill: "I'm very, you know, adamant about making a girl have a great orgasm and enjoy herself. I'm always about pleasing the woman and about pleasing myself, you know?" When asked if he'd faked an orgasm, he responded with: "No, never. It's hard for a guy to fake. We all know what happens when a guy has an orgasm..." Unsurprisingly, those exerpts were taken from an interview with Heat magazine... That Katie Price wants to mutilate herself further in a bid to keep a man: "She's desperate to make herself into the perfect woman for Leandro, who has told her he prefers a more natural look. Katie is going to go down a cup size to a D and says she wants pert boobs so she can do another Playboy shoot. Katie knows that she's never going to find Mr Perfect - he doesn't exist - but she's hell-bent on not letting Leo walk away, and hopes that making herself look the part will encourage him to pop the question"... That there is the man who married Tara Reid a couple of hours after proposing to her... The photo was kindly provided by Life&Style magazine, who landed the rights to the wedding photos the day before the "shock" engagement... That David Hasselhoff wants to work with Tinie Tempah...

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