All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...
That George Michael has been moved out of intensive care... That Kris Jenner has koerced Kourtney into revealing she's only 9 weeks pregnant (when nobody's meant to know, by the by) to take the heat off Kim's kquickie divorce...That Kim is "beyond thrilled"... That Beyonce is due this month... That the latest Britain's Got Talent line up includes Barbara Windsor alongside the return of Simon Cowell... The Daily Mail reports: "Simon wants to make it the biggest, most successful series yet. His presence will be a guaranteed ratings winner as he is so popular with viewers. Simon's been focussing on US X Factor and viewing figures for his British shows have fallen. He won't take chances with BGT"... That Simon Cowell managed to imasculate the Buble with one eye roll... That Anne Hathaway has announced her engagement to Adam Shulman, they'll probably get hitched the day before the Batman: The Dark Knight Rises premiere... That Kirsten Dunst said: "I hate red carpet photographs! It's such flat lighting! They take away my cheekbones - I just become a moonface. I hate those photos so much. I always look terrible. And they don't know angles on faces. There is no artistry to it. I hate them... I like my legs. I like wearing short dresses and high heels. And I think I have good hair"... That's nice, Kirsten... That Courtney Love is Lindsay Lohan's sobriety coach... That Calum Best "failed to draw the crowds" at his fragrance launch at Unicare Pharmacy in Dublin's Ashleaf shopping centre yesterday... That Sarah Jessica Parker, Vera Farmiga, Natasha (still don't know how she does it) Bedingfield, Kevin Jonas, Angie Harmon, Mr. Brody, and the most stunning Uma Thurman I've ever seen turned up to UNICEF's Snowflake Ball in NYC... SJP came as an actual snowflake...
