All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...
That Ryan Reynolds said: "When I was 19 I was drinking... I was at a bar and I had a few drinks and I thought, 'You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to leave my car here, be responsible.' And I started to walk home. And I was hit by a drunk driver. Broke every bone in my left side... I woke up three days later. And I remember my dad sitting there... (with) a vomit tray. And I guess I had been heaving in my unconscious. And nothing says love like painting someone with three-day-old Gin Rummies. Just soaked the man head to toe in my vomit"... That Simon Cowell is still trying to make the X Factor interesting: "He wants the boot camp to be a boot camp and not a holiday camp. So that means making it longer and tougher... Meanwhile, the show boss is said to be keen to ensure this year's judges Tulisa Contostavlos, Kelly Rowland, Gary Barlow and Louis Walsh have an injection of 'glitz and glamour at the judges' houses stage of the competition" - so he's sending them to Las Vegas, St Tropez, Miami and... Athens... That Forbes has listed Leonardo Di Caprio as the highest paid actor in Hollywood, followed by Johnny Depp and - wait for it - Adam Sandler... That Amy Childs has quit The Only Way is Essex for a stint on Celebrity Big Brother alongside such luminaries as Pamela (yes, finally the rumours are true) Anderson and Kerry Katona... That, after receiving a this tweet regarding his daughter ("I'm looking for a £35,000 investment to stop us hurting your Hollie Bannatyne. We will bring hurt and pain into your life. We are watching her. She is very attractive. Want photos?") her father Duncan Bannatyne replied with the following tweets: "I offer £25,000 reward for the capture of the coward... Double if his arms are broken first."After deleting that, he then offered: "Ok, £30,000 reward for info leading to his arrest"... In surprisingly related news, the new series of Dragons' Den just so happens to be starting shortly, and features a new Dragon in the form of, well, a dragon... by way of a preserved dinosaur impersonating Joan Collins impersonating Jackie Collins...
