All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...
That, while filming a scene for The Sooty Show (it still exists) "Sooty hurled the pizza so hard it smashed into pint-sized Paul's head and left him dazed" and needing to be hospitalised... Of those reports, Daniel's retorted: "That was over a month ago, I wasn't, I got pizza in my eye. It stung. So on the way home I stopped off at a wonderful village hospital and the nurse said, 'Oh no, this will sting a minute', put a drop in and it was all over. It did sting for a minute and then it was gone. The worse thing is that they've said Paul Daniels is in hospital. I am not. I am about to open at the Edinburgh Fringe this afternoon. I'm fine. I don't even know what this is really about other than there's no other news for The Sun journalists"... That the video of Rihanna "grinding the bejesus out of another half-naked lady in Barbados" during Kadooment Day is a total letdown, don't bother yerself with it... That, of Amy Winehouse's death, Lady GaGa said she "was just so devastated and so sad. And I really couldn’t speak for like 48 hours straight... we can learn from Amy’s death. I don't feel that Amy needed to learn any lessons (begging to differ here). I felt that the lesson was for the world to be kinder to the superstar. Everyone was so hard on her and everything that I knew about her was that she was the most lovely and nice and kind woman"... Yes, kiddies, life is so very tough for the superstar... That Lindsay Lohan has recommenced her fulltime job of wasting her life in her office - the Chateau Marmont: "She was in the bathroom and told her friend, 'Oh, my God, do you think everyone saw me fall flat on my face? I hate myself.' Then she stepped on my foot so hard." The spy said Lohan, in a short, black romper suit and strappy heels with her hair in a bun, "looked wobbly, and on her way back to her table outside stumbled over again. The next time she got up, hotel security had to give her a hand"...
