All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That Frances Bean Cobain wants her mother banned from Twitter... Given she recently posted a claim that Dave Grohl went home with Frances Bean because he's "sexually obsessed with Kurt Cobain", that's probably a good idea. Radaronline reports: "Courtney Love accused 43-year-old Nirvana drummer Dave Grohl of putting the moves on 19-year-old Frances Bean Cobain, whom she claims went home with Grohl. 'He had that romney rape thing about him,' she mysteriously concludes about the 'gross old man macking on Kurt Cobain’s only child'"... Dave Grohl responded through his publicist: “Unfortunately Courtney is on another hateful twitter rant. These new accusations are upsetting, offensive and absolutely untrue"... That Nurse Jackie said "I have a hard time believing Marley did not come from my body"... That Marley is her dog... That Tulisa enjoyed an "after hours party" with Max George... That Ewan McGregor slept with "many, many, many" women "before meeting his wife"... That Kanye West spent over €30k on a koliday kor Kim Kardashian... Obama thinks Kanye is a "talented jackass"... That Cheryl Cole is giving up smoking 'cause it will make her sing beh'ah... That Niall Horan's rejected bit of vegemite smeared toast has earned $100k on eBay... That Mitch WInehouse is employing a psychic... That a load of half-famous sorts (Jamie Winstone, the Faeirs, Chloe Sims, Roxanne Pallet, Jessica Wright, the Nan...) who wouldn't normally indulge in brown stuff got on down with the chocolate at some Cadbury event last night...