All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That Kate Moss will have to slum it at Glastonbury: "Michael (Eavis) feels Glastonbury has already become too middle class (eh, 'cause the tickets cost a fortune?) and gentrified and is adamant that the festival continues to attract a range of ages, ethnicities and classes. Not just showbiz wannabes. Kate has been a great patron of the festival over the years but Michael believes the last couple of festivals have become too much about the Kate Moss show - and not enough about grass-roots music"... That Fergie's beginning to scare the bejeebus out of me... That JK Rowling has launched a free Harry Potter site featuring all the stuff that wasn't good enough for the books... It's called Pottermore... That John Galliano will know if he faces prison come September. That his lawyers are still using his "triple addiction to alcohol, benzodiazepine [valium] and sleeping pills" as their "he's not a racist, really" card... That Lindsay Lohan snubbed Today's Matt Lauer after he flew to LA to interview her... She wouldn't come out of her bedroom... The New York Post reports: "Matt flew all the way to LA to do an interview they had already agreed on. They had been talking about it for a long time. But she refused to come down at the last minute. Matt was sitting in the chair on the first floor, waiting to do the interview with his crew all set up... The deal had been set up for her to be paid $50,000 for photos or videos, because they don't pay for interviews. But she flipped out and said she wanted $100,000, or no deal"... She's lucky anyone wants to speak to f***ing to her at all... That TMZ reported: "What Matt didn't know - Lindsay flunked a urine test. That's a buzz kill when your doing an interview for Today and Dateline explaining how you've turned your life around"... That Chris Brown has now upset the LGBT community: "Brown accused several photogs of tipping off parking enforcement to his illegally parked car - saying, 'Y'all n**gas is weak. Did you all call them to try and film me? Y'ALL N**GAS IS GAY!'"... A representative for the Human Rights Campaign said: "Invoking words meant to demean gay Americans is just plain unacceptable. Chris Brown should know better (HAH!). He irresponsibly neglected to recognize the impact of his words and the unacceptable message that it sends to couple the word gay with negative actions"... That Cat Deeley is enjoying a lesbian affair with her trainer...

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