All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That Gerard Butler's fallen off the wagon and under Lindsay Lohan... People Magazine reports of an encounter which took lace at Lohan's gaff, AKA Chateau Marmont: "Gerard Butler arrived on the patio after midnight and sauntered over to the garden bar near where Lindsay and her friends were seated. The two were laughing and telling jokes, and Butler kept his hands on both sides of her chair as he leaned in close to talk. She was soaking up the attention and even asked him to come closer so she could whisper in his ear. Butler seemed to be in a relaxed, great mood as he chatted up Lohan..." That Donna Air has been accused of fraud: "The 32-year-old former Byker Grove star is charged with fraudulently obtaining a parking permit by false representation from London’s Royal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea. In December, Air appeared at Isleworth Crown Court and denied the charge. She will return to the court for trial today"... That, if Donna Air's 32, I'm going to win the Lotto tonight *makes mental note to do Lotto*... That Cheryl Cole's human, you guys... That Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, paid the set of The Killing or Forbrydelsen in Copenhagen to admire Sarah Lund's gun (terrorising her handler/Crown Princess of Denmark in the process) and collection of knit ware... Good to know Lund has a few of them knocking about...