All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That Beyonce ventured out of the house for the first time since having her baby... She was attending Jay-Z's show at Carnegie Hall...She didn't pose on the red carpet, but she did have this photo posted on her official website, Beyonceonline.com... That Ke$ha said: "I'm just very amused by 5-year-old humour. Don't get me wrong: I do destroy men on a weekly basis. It's like a hobby. I'm like a praying mantis. They f*** me, and then I eat them. But who isn't amused by a giant, dancing penis? Sometimes when I'm sad, I make my assistant put on the penis outfit and bounce around my house"... That Karl Lagerfeld has been endearing himself to Adele fans by saying: "The thing at the moment is Adele - she is a little too fat, but she has a beautiful face and a divine voice"... He also said: "Lana Del Rey is not bad at all - she looks very much like a modern-time singer and in her photos she is beautiful. Is she a construct with all her implants? She's not alone with implants"... That Lana Del Rey has had her tour postponed after her less than favourable SNL appearance: "The Video Games singer’s gigs were to coincide with the release of her album, Born To Die - but the plug was pulled after her tour managers, booking agents and label heads at Interscope powwowed following her bizarre, listless appearance on SNL that grew so notorious, it was spoofed by Kristen Wiig on the show itself last weekend... After her ill-fated SNL appearance, an e-mail written by NBC anchor Brian Williams leaked online, calling it “one of the worst outings in SNL history"... That all has officially been forgiven; Chris Brown is performing on The Grammys exactly three years after repeatedly shutting a car door on Rihanna's face... Rihanna is also due to perform at the awards Sunday night...

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