All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...
That, according to reviewers stateside, Ashton Kutcher "mostly succeeded in filling the void left by Sheen's absence" in Two and a Half Men's season opener last night ("Sheen's character, Charlie Harper, was killed off after being pushed in front of a subway train by Rose (Melanie Lynskey), his stalker/neighbor with whom he'd run off to Paris. But she got revenge after learning he'd been with another woman. The episode started off with his funeral, and the actor did not appear")... That Charlie Sheen was spotted giving Ashton Kutcher "advice" while at the Emmys...That Charlie's "been been kissing Two and a Half Men‘s ass over the past week even going so far as to say he'd love to have a cameo on the new season and wishing the show the best of luck at the Emmys". Charlie's just been awarded something in the region of $100million from Warner Bros... That Modern Family's Julie Bowen said: "There's always this undercurrent of love, but there are moments when I really wouldn't mind if a giant hook just pulled them off the stage of my life! I think that's how 'Claire' feels. But if I wasn't a parent, I think that dichotomy would confuse me"... Not so much confusing as it is hugely terrifying... That Kimberly Stewart has furnished her Benecio Del Toro fathered child with a name she might be able to pronounce come her tenth birthday - Delilah Genoveva Stewart Del Toro... That, of people criticise her being cast on The Daily Show, Olivia Munn said: "They said, 'Oh, she's the Maxim cover girl,' which I get. But I'm just like, I'm sorry - you can put yourself in a box, I just refuse to let you put me in one, too. My thing is, forget what my background is. They're trying to reduce it to, 'You can't be on the cover of Maxim and you can't be pretty and also be smart and funny. You're only getting by on your looks'. I am who I am and I'm embracing everything that I am, and I'm not going to put on a turtleneck and hide away if I want to be smart and funny. You can be all of those things"... And that's why average-looking people don't like it - being smart and funny is all we have godnammit...
