All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...
That, while Tulisa was making a name for herself in prime time television, bandmate Dappy was getting arrested for attacking his girlfriend: "The chart-topping rapper, 24 - cousin of X Factor judge Tulisa Contostavlos - was held after an alleged bust-up with Kaye Vassell, 21. After being released without charge, he tweeted yesterday: 'I Love Kaye the Mother of my Kids and My 2 Beautiful Boys. We are a Unit. Nothing Comes Between FAMILY.' Dappy was arrested at the home of Kaye's mum in West London on Saturday. The couple have had a volatile relationship"... No sh*t... That England rugby player, Manu Tuilagi, was arrested in New Zealand after jumping off a ferry: "Tuilagi, 20, swam to a nearby pier at the Auckland Ferry Terminal where he was met by police at 6.48am BST and taken to Auckland Central Police station. The Leicester centre was given a pre-charge warning for disorderly behaviour before being released back to the England team management, who were said to have been 'a little bit embarrassed'"... That the dude from My Family/BT ads has been arrested for drunk driving... That Blake Lively is now dating Green Lantern co-star Ryan Reynolds - who reportedly married Sandra Bullock while barefoot not too long ago... That Mitch Winehouse has landed a book deal to write a memoir/tell all about his daughter: "Mr Winehouse said writing the 'true story' in his book Amy, My Daughter, will help him to come to terms with her death. Publisher HarperCollins will release the book next summer and described it as a 'heartfelt and revelatory memoir'"... That Imogen Thomas attended the Inspiration Awards for Women over the weekend... Some jokes don't need explaining... Other such luminaries of feminism included Lizzie Cundy, some soap fodder, and this pair...
