All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...
That Amanda Seyfried has been ordered to sell more copies of Jennifer's Body on DVD: "Jennifer's Body is my favorite movie that I've done. It was overlooked in theaters, but it does have a DVD following. I can't believe nobody wanted to see Megan Fox and me hitting it. They had an extreme close-up of our tongues, and I’m telling you, the thing about the scene is that it's actually really sexy. For a young girl to say that about her own sex scene - it must be because it's special. I think Megan and I kissed really well together. We have similar kissing styles and it worked. We got it done for the masses, and the masses still didn't show up". But you've got a DVD coming out, right? That England rugby captain, Mike 'I've just married the Queen's oldest granddaughter' Tindall, has been caught motorboating a blonde while at a dwarf-throwing contest (seriously) in New Zealand: "One particularly beautiful blonde went straight for Mike. But rather than reject her advances, unfortunately he was extremely responsive. They were flirting with each other and getting very touchy-feely. Then they went into the doorway, where the girl gestured Mike towards her chest. She pulled his head towards her breasts and she rubbed the back of his head as she did so. The girl was absolutely stunning and all over him. He clearly thought it was a case of 'what happens on tour, stays on tour'. But it's not the behaviour you would expect of a man who is not only England captain but also now a member of the royal family. He has only been married for a few weeks"... That Nicolas Cage has been invaded by a naked man... Since we appear to be raunching it up hugely today for some reason, here's photos from the Hunky Dory Calendar launch - 'cause Cold Models in Pants + Balls + Good Organisational Structure = crisps...? That we asked our lovely photographer, Dara, to take a "couple of shots"... He furnished us with 115...
